Weekly Twitter Updates
- Walking in Holden's Footsteps – an interactive Catcher In The Rye map http://tinyurl.com/yl88a2f #
- @twhittock @chrisjameshall – I could do with the finger clicking now. You've only made it when someone else does your transcribing in reply to twhittock #
- @mattrebeiro should I bring tekken – I mean, if you have an xbox? in reply to mattrebeiro #
- @mattrebeiro let's do it in reply to mattrebeiro #
- Seriously won ov da bezt picktchas eva taken, innit? http://is.gd/7HgYX #
- I now know a surprising amount about Male Cosmetic Surgery http://is.gd/7GMZr #
- Would anybody like a cup of tea? http://is.gd/7EbHT #
- Marriage Material — Vanessa Perroncel vs Toni Poole http://tinyurl.com/yahtlfk #
- @benworsfield a day in the life of who? in reply to benworsfield #
- RT @asylumuk Crying 101 — A weeper's guide to acceptable blubbing – Asylum UK | For All Mankind — Men's Lifestyle, O… http://is.gd/7ClxM #
- Christ on a bendy bus, you can make your own Malcolm Tucker posters! http://is.gd/7Cq1k #
- And for no particular reason, here's a picture of the queen on the tube: http://solo2.abac.com/themole/queenie.jpg #
- Smiling dog lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=991ugfaioiQ lolololol #
- True: http://is.gd/7zIqS #
- Lego meets Flanders And Swann – The Lego Gasman Cometh – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOA_SUKEZRE #
- Here's Empire's amazingly super quick Oscar nom coverage http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=26896 #
- Kiss my exclusive, bitches. Or something. http://is.gd/7t0YL (Bourne Prequel news) #
- As Londoners will attest, this is so very well observed http://tinyurl.com/ygx3nfn #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- The best iPad piss take yet — from @serafinowicz no less http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/167d70800c/the-ipad in reply to serafinowicz #
- Criminal Idiocy — Rumbled with a ring and pedal boat escapes http://tinyurl.com/y9ls8ew #
- Miramax going is truly a very sad day for movie lovers http://is.gd/7hCrx #
- Blair testimony — how we want it to go http://is.gd/7hpe6 #
- Ah, Jerome David, we hardly knew ye. #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- Today’s the last chance to watch this excellent documentary on Clement Freud on iPlayer http://tinyurl.com/yzz4gls #
- Chris Morris’s Four Lions: clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’ http://bit.ly/5Ms0M5 #
- Peter Gabriel’s covers LP ‘Scratch My Back’ is stunning, buy it, quickly. Try his version of Elbow’s ‘Mirrorball’ http://tinyurl.com/ybx278y #
- Digg is changing: http://tinyurl.com/yau4blh #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- Pete – Fast Food Reality http://su.pr/1d5syj #
- “C’est à moi que tu parles?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQJPUTQMqA #
- Alan Partridge… The Movie! http://is.gd/6g3rD #
- HOT NEWS! Christine Bleakley strokes Adrian Chiles’ BEARD! OMG! http://tinyurl.com/y8oar8o #
- I love Adam Buxton loadsotron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcDFbIdWouY #
This Month At Asylum

Another month has gone by, I’ve been to Tokyo, had Christmas with the family and etc etc what do you really care? Not to be rude, but it’s true. Still, if you’re even vaguely interested in what I’ve been writing, here it is people, in black and bloody white ‘after the jump’.
Weekly Twitter Updates

- RT @Pixzii 20 Illusional Droste Effect Images that will Twist Your Mind | Pixzii http://bit.ly/93eIWp #
- Gibraltar Airport FOR THE WIN http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/gibraltarairport.htm #
- I think this man is about to take off: http://bl4dem4ster.free.fr/akis15552.wmv #
- An Edge Magazine writer writing for The Guardian – The 50 most intriguing games of 2010: part one – http://tinyurl.com/yb3ntcr #
- Steve Jobs gives a great speech here on TED.com – http://tinyurl.com/yhwrybh – check out http://www.ted.com, it’s wikks #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- @CTAH1976 You can look forward to ‘Papal Wars – The Roman Empire Strikes Back’ and the ‘The Return Of The Pope’ and, of course, ‘A New Pope’ in reply to CTAH1976 #
- Christmas headline of the day from Sky News – ‘POPE ATTACK!’ #
- The trailer for Jasper Fforde’s new book ‘Shades Of Grey’ http://is.gd/5Aocw – trailers for books, dancing about architecture… still weird #
- I’ve just discovered Vuze for my PS3 and iMac and I’m VERY EXCITED #
- RT @asylumuk The Asylum Animal Awards — celebrating mad critters http://bit.ly/8lo6bR #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- RT: @amonck: Independent for sale http://is.gd/5u3Px #
- @niffster yeah, he’s an odd 1 for me. I know he appeals to US audience more than British, and he *can* be funny, he just often isn’t to me in reply to niffster #
- @G_Parmar I didn’t say it was awful, I just said you obviously haven’t seen it – i.e. it’s not ‘cool’, it’s more like, you know, just a suit in reply to G_Parmar #
- Anthony Head’s character in Free Agents is absolute genius. Why did I have to find this out for myself? http://tinyurl.com/y9zj7p3 #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- One of the weirder things I’ve written recently… Asylum’s animal entourage — pick your drinking buddy http://tinyurl.com/yl592rr #
- RT: @FHM_UK: Bored? Check out our Top 10 Christmas Games – free to play online, of course… http://bit.ly/8gdJyt #
- @mattrebeiro you’ve tasted cock (arf arf) in reply to mattrebeiro #
- The official menu for the death star canteen (thanks to @eddieizzard) http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krh8o3Rbmu1qzx38ro1_400.jpg #
Weekly Twitter Updates

- Mininova is no more… http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology/2009/11/27/mininova-torrent-site-goes-legit-115875-21855944/ #
- I do not like this article or how it was written. That is all. http://tinyurl.com/y8kfg9n #
- http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/3463231/moresay.jpg #
- @ultraculture http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/1510-i-see-a-pattern-emerging.htm – incidentally, District 13 really let the team down. in reply to ultraculture #